誠實的拖車|星球大戰：天行者的崛起

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1. OH MY GOSH. The most accurate and hilarious thing I've ever seen. Couldn't stop laughing!

2. Please say I wanna be the very best so oak can have my mom

3. 「I』m Rey」
   「Rey who?」
   「Reyd Shadow Legends!」

4. "6 CAPTAIN PHASMAS" ????

5. Gold lol D

6. This is actually better than the movie. Thanks Screen Junkies.

7. "And the director who has never seen a landing he couldn't not stick."

   Mission Impossible 3: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?!

8. I would like to thank Disney, Ryan and Kathleen for curing me of a thirty year addiction…

   To Star Wars.

9. Do Coco (2019)….

10. "Tony Sith cloned it in a cave" XD

11. Is there even one scene where Rey's mouth isn't open?

12. "I'm starting to think it's a bad idea to have 1 studio make every big movie"

    Love this!

13. This isn't even funny. It's just true.

14. Ded ☠?

15. Finally its over. I can now rest in peace.

16. What was the point of this trilogy? I know money but what was the point of everything else?

17. How did ya'll NOT include the And I am all the Jedi and the And I am Iron Man scenes at the end lmaooooooo

18. Say, "It's Corona time!!!"

19. Wow guys, it almost like you all find your balls and were honest about a Disney star wars movie!! Well done four years later, but still have a cookie!

20. For the record, Epic Voice Guy – the technical term for "thingie" is MacGuffin. 😉

21. The sooner I forget this sequel trilogy ever existed, the better …

22. Hey can you do Chucky's bride(1998)?

23. They really did butchered these movies

24. SPOT ON! Im still disappointed about how much of a missed opportunity Finn was… he should』ve been the lead

25. after 3 feature length movies lasting roughly 429 minutes of screen time… can anybody find just 4 seconds of screen time with Rey's mouth closed? I bet it's not possible.

26. STAR WARS FATIGUE

    Remember when they tried to pull that one. Oh and the famous "there is no source material" from galaxy brain Kathleen Kennedy. F'ed up one the most amazing IPs to ever come out of the west

27. You missed the I am Ironman and I am all the Jedi comparison ?

28. Get a new voice already!

29. Can you do Jojo rabbit.

30. I have a theory I made up. What if Rey's father is a clone of Luke Skywalker based on his chopped off hand in episode 5. Kylo Ren and emperor Palpatine lied to rey that he is her grandfather in order to kill the last Jedi

31. Force Awakens was a carbon copy of A New Hope, the other two were unwatchable. Well done HT's.

32. Please say 「『Tiger King』 is pretty much a coked out documentary about Florida Man, and Carol Baskin definitely killed her husband」

33. Jumanji's better than this

34. 「I』m Rey」 – Rey
    「Rey who?」 – old bag
    「MaRey-Sue」 – Rey
    「Totally」 – E:R

35. If you forget about the previous 8 movies this one is ok to watch lol. I like to think of This Disney trilogy like Anakin and obi was talking about how Anakin has saved his skin for the tenth time. This Disney trilogy doesn』t count.

36. oh damn we all completely forgot about Phasma ?

37. Are we just not getting commentary for Star Wars and Mulan?

38. "WASH YOUR HANDS!!!"

39. Best honest trailer in a long time

40. I really liked this film.

41. I was expecting "Darth Man Walking" but I'm fine with "Tony Sith.." something

42. Nailed it!

43. Please do The Secret Life of Pets 2 next!!!

44. man i really wish this one was also somewhat controversial like the other two sequels. i really wanted jon bailey and gannon nickell arguing again.

    or maybe.. instead of saying "…hastily executed mess that managed to the impossible: unite fans who loved the last jedi, and fans who hated the last jedi by pleasing none of them" at the end, you could have started with a dialogue like this:

    (phone dialing)
    – yes?
    + hey original honest trailer voice. epic voice guy here. wanna do the honest trailer for the rise of skywalker together?
    – nah, i'm pretty sure we both hate the movie equally. no need to bother this time.
    + yeah, that's fair. well it was nice while it lasted. see ya!
    – and i still hate you for distracting me last time

    could've been fun!!

45. Maybe, Contagion honest trailer?!

46. Rey….don't quit your day job!

47. Amazing how Disney ruin SW in 3 movies.

48. Made the Prequels look like The Godfather Trilogy.

49. Holy sh…itbucket this one is hilarious, equal to hishe. THANKS MAN! it was a sight for sore eyes.

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